What stupid car names do you have in your country?

I love my Subaru Impreza, but I think the name is stupid. Impreza? I guess it's supposed to make people think it's impressive. It's not, really, although I do love the car. It's understated if anything.

Nissan Armada? An armada is a fleet of boats, as far as I know. Does this vehicle handle like a boat? Does it only go in groups on the ocean? No. So why the stupid name?

What stupid vehicle names do you have where you are?