Fellow Aussie Crawlers - Florin?

So Florin is the name of an old (pre-decimal) Australian coin. And of course, Florin the Crawler is essentially a salty (although his language must have been much toned down for American audiences...)

This all leads me to wonder, how would Steve Irwin have gone as a crawler? What would have been his class? (assuming he stayed human)

Now turning it around, think about all the deadshits that we have been inflicted with in public life. Give me some names, the race they would have picked, class, and how they would have died.

Over to you