Ilmo Koskela: the man with the endless energy

Let me just say that as a person who has struggled with depression now and again, I just can't fathom the boundless energy and entrepreneurial spirit of this literal king.

• Adventure tour guide, including hunting and fishing tours
• Operates an amusement park
• Said amusement park publishes its own magazine
• Brews and sells his own beer brand
• Runs a motorcycle club
• Is personally involved in the marketing of all his businesses

But then he says "nah, I have enough free time, let's create a murder cult and operate it amongst the highest levels of the local institutions"

Most people would have their hands full doing ANY ONE of the above. Not my boy Ilmo. If the Dark Place gets unlucky enough to capture him, Scratch better look out, as I'm sure Ilmo will be running it like clockwork in a matter of days.