If every single game of week 0 went the way you're rooting, who gets to start undefeated?

I preface this by saying sometimes I go into a game expecting to root for one team and find myself actually pulling for the other, but here is mine:

North Carolina/San Jose St./N.C. State/North Dakota St./Eastern Michigan/Hawaii/New Mexico St./UNLV

I expect to be very disappointed like always when the day is over.