1. SUNGLASSES: I know that Idol is still basically a newborn, but someone needs to tell him that cryptids DON'T EXIST! The whole point is that they're made up. Hopefully this sign can lead me to a costume store so I can fake one, because I have no other ideas.

2. (Sign reads "MOUNTAIN REAPER: Only appears if someone is dying slowly)

SUNGLASSES: ...so there is a cryptid here. Could kill someone else, but then I'd be a hypocrite for hating Mr. Wax (before anyone mentions Dynamite, Right Hand, or Door, Dynamite likes blowing up, and the other two have done way worse than what I did to them). Which means...ugh.

3. (Back of sign reads "Want to meet it? Walk one mile more.")

SUNGLASSES: What, does this sign think walking a mile will kill me? I'm insulted, truly. Might as well do it just to show the writer of this sign who I am.

4. SUNGLASSES: One mile later, and...of course. I've heard of these. Snoozeberries. My security team warned me of how potent these are. Just one drop of their juices will kill you so slowly you'd think you were going to sleep. Can't believe I'm doing this for a challenge before even a team swap, but it's not like I've found any other options.

5. SUNGLASSES: Hey, Idol! Do you wanna watch the sunset with me?

IDOL: I've watched the sunset tons of times, but not with a friend. I would ask Gummy Bear, but she's so busy helping the show run. So, sure!

6. IDOL: You know, I'm glad you're doing this instead of doing the challenge. I've seen how seriously you take this competition. You know it is just a game at the end of the day, right?

SUNGLASSES: It's a game...with infinite wealth on the line. Why...would I not...take it...seriously?

7. IDOL: But-what is THAT?!

SUNGLASSES: ...the cryptid...you wanted to see...

IDOL: I remember seeing a fuzzy, scythe-for-wings creature around here, and it looks like this is it. Good job-

8. IDOL: SUNGLASSES?! How did you...ooohhhhh.  This must be the Mountain Reaper I read about on that sign. But doesn't that mean that Sunglasses...?

9. CHILDREN'S BOOK (watching the episode): ...change of plans. I didn't plan on showing up to that island, especially after they made a whole "kick every stalker off the island" challenge, but I KNOW Sunglasses could have chosen another cryptid. I've seen Sunglasses act better as a guest on my show, and he HATES children! Something's obviously up, and knowing him, I doubt he'll just tell me if I called. Now, how to convince Peh'lahtt to teleport me...

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