Thank you for turning in my keys @ American History Museum

I hope this somehow reaches you, you ultimate star of a human. THANK YOU. I lost my car keys somewhere between the National Museum of American History and the Air and Space Museum, and after panicky backtracking
in the heat, I finally ended up at the lost and found in the first museum we visited.

You saved the day for many people by turning in my keys. May your pillow always be cool and may the universe please see this and act accordingly ✨