sorry for the spook.mp4

ATTACHED BELOW IS A VIDEO

a figure,immediatley recognisable as ash,is sitting in the back of a car,his left handing holding the camera ^(easily recognisable as a phone camera due to the occasional tremble and general poor quality)

A:"so uh,yeah its been a hot minute huh?,also,to get this out of the way early,yeah,sorry for scaring you all,i just had something i urgently needed to do,"

A:"and belive me,for most of this car ride N was chewing me out over it-"

N:"STILL AM!"

A:"...sure whatever just focus on driving-" suddenly,a resoundingly loud,rubbery SCREEEEECCHHHH rings out..

A:"JESUS CHRIST DID YOU LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE FROM A -" THUNK! the sound of something slamming into the back of the vehicle,

A:"-FUCKING POTATO?!"

N:"LISTEN HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK BEHIND US AND SEE HOW IM DOING BY COMPARISON!"

A:"..oh for fucks- I WAS TELLING YOU TO DRIVE QUICKER,THE LAST THING WE NEEDED WAS TO BE FOLLOWED!"

N:"YEAH WELL I WAS GOING AS FAST AS I COULD WITHOUT ATTACTING ATTENTION-"

...a GUNSHOT rings out,as a very poorly aimed bullet hits the side mirror,

A:"oh for fucks sake,pass me a shotgun..or pistol,or fucking whatever-"

N:"wayyy ahead of ya kid,CATCH!" A double-barrel shotgun now flies into frame,firmly smacking ash square in the face,as the phone (and in turn camera) tumbles down onto the backseat,facing upwards now.)

A:"OW!,fuck,anyways- ....oh shit right i forgot im still recording..uhhh-"

another loud BANG rings out,as the sound of a windsheild cracking further down the road is heard,

in the distance,its possible to make out the muffled noise of somebody yelling "FUCKKK!"

A:"...and thats why we dont use makeshift guns," (ash now proceeds to shuffle around,turning backwards before aiming the shotgun off camera,presumably through the rear windsheild,as in quick succession two loud gunshots ring out)

A:"OKAY THATS ONE DOWN- oh for FUCKS SAKE,weve got another damn car coming.."

N:"ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!,KID YOU SAID THIS ROUTE WOULD BE LOW RISK!"

A:"COMPARED TO OUR OTHER OPTIONS,YEAH ITS FUCKING LEISURELY!"

ash now reloads the shotgun,cramming two black shotgun shells labelled "slug" into the firearm,before turning to the camera..

A:"Oh..yeah right,im recording still...uhhh...yeah dont worry il try not to die!" (ash flashes a grin to the camera before reaching his hand over to turn it off)

VIDEO END

-ash,lone fledgling,trying not to die!

!OOC:okay for once i posted this one in a somewhat-timely manner,big shocker,anyways im basically posting this as a first draft with really only minor changes/corrections,so please oocly point out any egregious grammatical issues.!<