🧔 Stittsville Dad Joke of the Week: The Sunday Morning Groan

It’s Sunday morning. The coffee is on, and the puns are ready. Welcome to our weekly quest to find the most cringeworthy joke in the village.

🏆 Last Week’s Winner: "Why did the dad refuse to drive on Carp Road? Because he heard it was a 'one-way' street... but only for his patience." — u/tarun172

🎯 This Week’s Theme: The Big Thaw / Mud Season Give us your best jokes about the slush, the potholes, or the "Stittsville Swamps" that used to be our backyards.

The Rules:

1. Keep it PG (Dad-approved).
2. Local references get bonus points.
3. Upvote the ones that make you sigh the loudest.

Go!