34[m4f] - #Online/NC More than just dad jokes to make your eyes roll back

34M, fit, active, and nerdy. I hike, play hockey, dabble in fitness, play chess, and spend far too many hours watching history and nature documentaries. I'm a childless yet aspiring DILF - usually found in a baseball cap, Kirkland shorts and collared T-shirt.

My strengths include bad dad jokes, terrible puns, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. If playful roasting is your love language, we'll get along. If you offend easily, we probably won't.

You:

- close to my age or younger

- clear and open communicator

- you love travel and never say no to an adventure

- sassy, fit, hot, and confident

- top notch banter

- have hobbies, interests, and passions of your own

Looking for fun, chemistry, great banter, and someone who enjoys laughing as much as flirting.