31•F4M• What if the love of your life was also your biggest hater?

✨Back again.✨

If you clicked on my post even after reading the headline, you’re already my kinda guy.

I’m 31, *notabot, an English & Mythology teacher, certified sass ass & romantasy reader. Self isolated caterpillar turned social butterfly with a caffeine addiction. The number of Red Bulls I’ve had today is nobody’s business (least of all my own). Lover of home decor, fruity smelling cleaning products, fresh baked muffins & “super quick” phone calls with my best friends that end up being 5 hours long.

Will I bully you? Maybe a little. I might also be the sweetest woman you’ve ever met. 🥰 Guaranteed to make you lose yourself in our conversations, laugh your ass off and think to yourself, “is she joking or does she really think I’m build like a papaya? I think she’s the love of my life.”

If you’re from 30-40, EST (or close to it), not emotionally stunted & easy on the eyes, make your way to my DMs with your favorite Noah Kahan lyric & your biggest ick. 💕