ATTENTION: YOU ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO COMMENT ON THIS POST

I am writing a report to the police to detail the circumstances for my son's grievous injury, which took place after he was exposed to the porno you all pass around on this blog. As part of that, I need to know exactly what this little cartoon club is all about and just how deviant and disgusting it really is. Therefore, it is a LEGAL REQUIREMENT for you to answer the questions below:

1. What is a Doodledot?

2. Who are the different Doodledots?

3. What kind of pornos do the Doodledots do?

4. Is Satanism involved?

5. Who hurt my son? And was it because of porno and/or Satanism?

If you do not answer, you will go to jail once I contact my lawyer, so DO NOT IGNORE THIS OR LIE.