Most online commentary claiming random public attacks are coordinated corporate assassinations is a total lie fueled by brain rot.

Kari, Dru, and H broke down the chaotic Times Square stabbing incident where a suspect armed with two knives killed one bystander and injured another before being shot by NYPD officers. While the studio banter shifted between Monday-morning quarterbacking the police response and the reality of handling knife-wielding attackers in a packed tourist corridor, the online aftermath took a predictable turn. The second it was reported that the victim was a vice president at Bank of America, social media threads immediately exploded with theories that the incident was a targeted corporate hit or rival banking conspiracy. Tragic, random street violence and severe mental health crises happen in major cities every day, yet internet sleuths insist on framing horrific reality as a staged spy thriller.

Why are people so quick to believe massive corporate assassination plots over basic street-level crime?

Why does the internet immediately invent corporate hit conspiracies whenever a professional is the victim of street crime? 🙄🚨