Sitting in the vet waiting room right now and holding back hysterical laughter.

An older first-time cat owner just rushed into the clinic in a panic because her newly rescued stray kitten started “vibrating” this morning. She genuinely whispered to me, "I think it's malfunctioning or having a mini-seizure."

It took everything in my power not to tell her the poor thing was just aggressively purring and making biscuits. Praying I get to watch the vet explain how a purr machine works to her!