Royce White, who is not allowed near his ex-wife or son for 50 years, has missed child support payments to his other kids, and whose family no longer communicates with him, is seeking the Republican nomination for President in 2028.

After trying (and failing) to one-up notorious loser, Enes Kanter, by showing up to the WNBA in a wig only for everybody to not give a shit about his culture war baiting, Royce has pursued the only avenue left for getting attention when you are a desperate, deadbeat piece of shit.

The office of the POTUS in 2028.