You find an unique bottle, and when you rub it not one, but two genies pop out. Right out of the bottle, one tells you not to wish for more wishes, because it ain't happening. Neither introduce themselves. So- you ask for a wheelbarrow full of gold bars.
The first one points his finger and POOF 💰 there it is. The second one, smirks and says "nah, I wish that gold would disappear and turn in to bricks. Poof the gold disappeared and turned into overflowing bricks 🧱
You're not going to argue with a genie, but the first one snaps and yells "you ALWAYS turn the gold into bricks!! Jackass!"
Well, you also have a cold & a gimpy leg from falling on a curb the other day. You ask the first one for good health & healing. Poof! Your leg feels better & your cold is gone.
The second one says "nah, points his finger and now your ankle is actually broken and your cold feels 10 times worse
The first one scolds the other saying how messing with greedy people is one thing, but making their health worse is inexcusable. The other shoots back with "who you gonna call? Yo mama?"
So, what's your next wish? Remember, you just have the one.
Posted Sep 2, 2026, 12:38 PM UTC