CURSE YOU SNAIIIIL!
CURSE YOU SNAIIIIL!
I HEREBY VOW YOU SHALL RUE THIS DAY!
BEHOLD, MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND, AND I 621.
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH.
SOLID OF PLATE YOU MAY BE FOUL PILOT!
BUT I WILL PUNCH A HOLE IN YOUR POLISHED HIDE.
WITH AN EXPERIMENTAL HARPOON!
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
Posted Sep 2, 2026, 12:38 PM UTC
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