Comeback to "well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!"

I'm planning to roast this short fat balding guy at my office, he eats like a pig and I'm going to say that the relevant restaurant is running out of their food. But I hear him practicing the jerk store line and I think he's coming prepared. I want to have a quick response and send him home crying to his pathetic single late-30s friends.