Gymnastics finally paid off in front of my coworkers

So a few of us from the climbing gym went back to one of the girls' apartments after closing last week. Six of us total, four girls two guys, all coworkers except one guy's girlfriend who tagged along.

Somehow we got on the topic of old sports and I mentioned I did competitive gymnastics for like a decade. Someone asked what kind of party tricks that leaves you with and I just said, half joking, "I'm still stupid flexible, I can basically eat myself out if I wanted to."

Dead silence for a second and then everyone lost it. No way. Prove it. You're so full of it.

I was laughing too hard to even be embarrassed. I said something like "I mean I could, doesn't mean I'm about to," mostly just enjoying how loud everyone got.

One of the guys goes "okay but for real, would you actually do it if we wanted you to," and I could tell he wasn't pushing, just genuinely asking. I sat with that for a second because honestly the idea of everyone watching me do it was doing something for me. I said "wait are you guys actually asking me to do this right now" and one of the girls goes "I mean only if you're into it, we're not gonna beg."

That was kind of the thing that tipped it for me, that nobody was pressuring, they were just leaving the door open. I said "okay honestly, yeah, I kind of want to now" and everybody cheered like I'd just agreed to a shot.

I asked if everyone was actually cool watching, because it's a weird thing to just do in someone's living room, and got a round of very enthusiastic yeses. One of the guys asked if he could record it and I told him absolutely not, camera stays off, and he put his phone away without any argument, which I appreciated.

So I just went for it. Pulled the rug over a little, laid back, pulled my shorts off, and folded myself back the way I used to for floor routines. Everyone got quiet fast.

I reached down and guided myself into position and it took a couple tries to actually get my tongue where I wanted it, which got a laugh out of me and everyone else too. Once I found the angle though, I was fully embarrassing myself in the best way, moaning way louder than I meant to with six people staring at me.

I could hear people reacting, someone saying "holy shit that's actually real" under their breath, but honestly I'd stopped caring about the audience about thirty seconds in. I was just chasing it at that point, legs shaking, everything soaked, and when I finally came I just kind of collapsed out of the position and started laughing at the ceiling.

One of the guys said "that might be the wildest thing I've ever seen a coworker do" and I told him he was welcome. We ended up ordering pizza like nothing happened, but I definitely got some looks at the gym the next few shifts.