Phallus math (result: negative penis)

In COMG Morocco:

“Drink this tea, this is the result“ guy points to 4 foot long phallic gourd. Conan: “For that to be the result, I would need Major Surgery and 35 donors!”

According to recent studies, the average penis length is 5.36 inches.

35 donors, if (donor)=5.36, is about 15 feet of cock.

If Conan needs 35 donors to reach a length of 48 inches, then Conan’s starting size = NEGATIVE ELEVEN FEET.

Conan isn’t only doing bits—it’s a cry for help with a subliminal confession of cavernous negative penile space. Numbers don’t lie, and nature abhors a vacuum.

Major Surgery was given a dishonorable discharge with parole for his participation in this post.