BIG BROTHER 40,00 - DAY 14 : "FREE DAY / ELIMINATION NIGHT"
BIG BROTHER 40,00 - DAY 14 : "FREE DAY / ELIMINATION NIGHT"
09:00
Big Brother:
"Good morning, Housemates."
"Today there is no challenge. Relax."
The producers smile.
The smile lasts four seconds.
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09:04
Orkimedes is already taking apart the dishwasher.
Big Brother:
"Why?"
"WANNA SEE IF IT GO FASTA."
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09:11
Khârn and Ghazghkull discover the house has a barbecue.
Thirty minutes later everyone is eating.
Khârn flips sausages with an axe. Perfectly.
Yarrick quietly admits...
"That's impressive."
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09:40
Kut is in the garden. Steve is sitting on his shoulder.
Kut has built a tiny obstacle course for Steve.
Steve successfully climbs a miniature ladder.
The entire house applauds. Even Morven.
"Excellent climbing."
Steve squeaks proudly.
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10:00
Eldrad is reading a book.
Orikan walks by. Looks at the title.
"I've already read that."
"It hasn't been written yet."
"...Exactly."
Sevatar nearly falls off the couch laughing.
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10:47
Trazyn approaches Kurt.
"May I borrow your shovel?"
Kurt immediately hands it over.
"For the Emperor."
Three minutes later...Trazyn has placed the shovel inside a glass display case.
Tiny brass plaque:
"The Heroic Entrenching Tool of Guardsman Kurt."
Kurt stares at it.
"That...actually looks nice."
Trazyn smiles.
"You deserve to be remembered."
For the first time Trazyn steals something and somehow makes its owner happy.
Even Orikan quietly mutters:
"I'll allow it."
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11:30
Tuska is sitting...looking depressed.
Kut sits beside him.
"You okay?"
Tuska sighs.
"NO DAEMONS."
Kut thinks for a moment. Then puts a paper bag over his own head.
Draws a very silly daemon face on it.
"Rawr."
Tuska stares. Three seconds. Then bursts into roaring laughter.
"DAT'S DA WORST DAEMON I EVER SEEN!"
He spends the next hour pretending to duel "Daemon Kut."
Khârn joins in.
"I'll allow this."
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12:40
Shadowsun discovers Erebus. trying to convince Steve to switch sides.
"Imagine the opportunities..."
Steve bites him.
Erebus:
"...Fair enough."
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14:00
Fabius, Grotsnik, Cawl have finished whatever they were building in the garage.
The garage door opens. Out walks a perfectly functional coffee machine.
It has tiny mechanical legs. It politely asks...
"Would anyone like espresso?"
Silence.
Big Brother:
"I'll permit it."
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15:20
Morven and Yarrick are playing chess. Cain watches.
After twenty minutes he notices neither has moved.
They're simply...thinking.
Cain quietly leaves.
"This could take days."
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16:00
The Orks find bubble wrap.
For the next two hours nothing else happens. Just...
POP.
POP.
POP.
Grulgotz:
"DIS IS DA BEST DAY EVER."
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18:30
Sevatar sits beside Eldrad.
"You know i think we're becoming friends."
Eldrad doesn't even look up.
"No."
"...Fair."
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ELIMINATION NIGHT
The lights dim. Everyone gathers.
Big Brother:
"Housemates tonight one contestant will leave."
The atmosphere changes instantly. Even the Orks become quiet.
Big Brother opens the envelope.
"The contestant leaving..."
Long pause.
"...Erebus."
The entire house doesn't cheer.
They simply collectively exhale.
Erebus looks around.
"...Really?"
Khârn, Morven. Yarrick nods.
"...Really."
Orikan nods.
"Statistically inevitable."
Sevatar stands. Walks over. Offers Erebus a handshake.
Erebus smiles.
"No hard feelings?"
Sevatar shakes his hand.
"Oh...plenty."
Then pats him on the shoulder.
"Safe travels."
Even Fabius says:
"Try not to start another civil war on the way home."
Grotsnik waves enthusiastically.
"BYE SNEAKY GIT!"
The biggest surprise comes from Kut.
He walks over. Gives Erebus one of his sandwiches.
"Nobody should leave hungry."
Erebus stares at it. For a brief second he looks genuinely touched.
"...Thank you."
Kut smiles.
"You're welcome."
Erebus walks to the front door. Stops. Turns back.
"You know for two weeks i actually didn't betray anyone."
The entire house looks at him. Long silence.
Then, from the back of the room, Orikan quietly says:
"We know."
Another pause. Sevatar folds his arms.
"Which somehow makes me trust you even less."
The whole house bursts into laughter. Even Erebus can't help but grin.
He shakes his head, opens the door, and leaves. The door closes.
There is a moment of peaceful silence. Exactly three seconds later...
Orkimedes points at the new coffee machine with legs.
"OI....CAN WE PUT IT IN DA POTATO DREADNOUGHT?"
Cawl immediately replies:
"From an engineering perspective..."
Morven pinches the bridge of her nose. Yarrick sighs.
Khârn smiles. Ghazghkull slams the table.
"NOW DAT'S A PROPA FREE DAY!"
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END OF DAY 14 STATISTICS
• Bubble wrap sheets popped by Orks: All of them
• Chess moves completed by Morven and Yarrick: 0
• Tiny obstacle courses completed by Steve: 3
• Times Eldrad denied friendship with Sevatar: 7
• Times Sevatar took that as encouragement: 7
• Coffee machines achieving sentience: 1
• Sandwiches gifted by Kut: 1
• Betrayals committed by Erebus today: 0 (a personal best)
• Housemates sad to see Erebus leave: ...more than they expected.
• Producer's closing remark:
"We removed the galaxy's greatest manipulator... and somehow the house became 17% less chaotic. The remaining 83% is entirely the Orks' fault."
Posted Sep 5, 2026, 3:56 PM UTC