M’Benga’s Favorite Joke

An Aquan was invited to a Lanthanite’s birthday party.
And he has to bring a gift.
He decided to present her with a Benzar turtle.
The Aquan explains, “This turtle is special. It lives 20,000 years.”
The Lanthanite sighs, and says, “Pets. You love them, and then they go and die on you.”