“You look like the Joker’s girlfriend, and not in a good way.”

YOU GUYS 😭

I’m sitting in the bathroom rn because I’m literally so embarrassed lmao.

So the restaurant that I wait tables for just implemented a newish dress code. So we have to wear black jeans and the restroom shirt, but now we are expected to tuck the shirt in, and if our jeans have belt loops, we have to wear a black leather belt.

I already wore a belt anyways, so no biggie, right?

Well, not really.

You see, I’ve always been into alt fashion and have worn a studded belt to work since forever. Before, I didn’t ever tuck my shirt in, but now that I have to, everyone can see it.

Including my lovely manager.

So she comes up to me and says, “Why’s your belt look like that?”

I said, “Like what?”

“It’s all decorated.”

“Is that ok? It’s not against the rules, right?”

“No, it’s not that. It’s just that you look like the jokers girlfriend or whatever, and not in a good way.”

YOU GUYS I WANNA DIE