Evil Chloe's song

You didn't hear me when I asked you to pass the salt,

How could you break my trust?

You stepped on my toe,

If I would've known, you were like this...

You forgot my neighbor's brother's uncle's dogsitter's cat name,

Trusting you was a shame,

You were only playing games.

You're not a friend of mine anymore,

Since you forgot my favorite color,

And I never understooooood,

How could you forget my favorite fast foooooood.

And so for all these evil, heartless, wicked things,

You're gonna pay a price,

I'm gonna kidnap everyone you love,

And lock them inside.

Cause this is what you deserve,

Cause I thought you were my friend,

But you didn't sit next to me on January the 3rd.