Randomizer kinda boring

I know right, Super hot take and DEFINITELY not the coldest take imaginable. But I feel like we should have just gotten randomized abilities that combo with others. Like imagine getting block and chances flintlock and instead of flipping coins if you get a block you get to shoot the gun, or block and attack and Sk8 become available to use without spray. Or if you get chance's coin flip you can buff your other abilities! Or if you use charge then skate Vee gets a phase boost without the need of the killer. Basically DoD synergies. Or imagine C00l minions get added effects if you had different characters abilities, Minions deal fire and corruption if you have johns passive or C00l minions turn into 1x minions if you have both the summoning abilities! Would stuff like that be broken? Yeah but that's the point it's dumb fun and I'm a little disappointed that what we got could have been a simple option in the character select.