Worst first date?

Was newly stationed n Germany, went out with this girl. Mom came along, not unusual over-there. Had a few drinks, ok maybe a few too many. Went to their apartment. Apparently the daughter had little interest in me, but the mom did. Problem was she was much older than me, probably 60-and looked it, heavy smoker to boot. Only positive was I got my first blow job! Anyway, woke to smell of breakfast, left in a hurry, couldnt find my underwear, or socks. Had no money left, so had to walk 6 hours to base. Other bad part was my buddies saw it!
What’s yours?