**"The Nerd Reich"** by Jesse Welles

*I was standing on a ledge contemplating the ocean in a boat in the Strait of Hormuz.* 

*If they ain't got a mission and they still ain't winning, can't you at least get the boys some food?* 

*When they nuke Iran, and Jesus don't come back, and your son's still gay, and there's no cheap gas.* 

*When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port, will you be bitching about men playing women's sports?* 

*I get weary. I get nervous. They hired a clown, we get the whole damn circus.* 

*Lord, I get tired. I feel uptight. Turn your back for a second, it's the Nerd Reich.* 

*On day 184 of 3-day war, I drove my truck to Lake America. I was thinking about drowning when my youth pastor found me, slapped a wedding ring on my thumb.* 

*I cried out to Jesus. I cried out to Mom. I got Peter Thiel, he listens closer than God.* 

*I said, "Now, what's with these cameras pointing at me?" He said, "Don't do nothing wrong, there won’t be nothing to see."* 

*Gee, I get weary. They can hear. This one goes out to my buddies up at Palantir.* 

*I said, "Now since you're already listening, I must ask, what's the low down on this fella y’all call JD Vance?"* 

*He said, “He’s a carbon life form wearing khaki pants. You know, we play the song and buddy, he does the dance.* 

*He did some Catholic gymnastics, washed his mouth out with soap, but even God, and the King, and two Popes said, "Nope."*

*He gets weary. He gets hit. But it's all bound to happen when you drag Appalachia through sh\*t.* 

*How fast do I gotta jog to beat a robot dog? I know it’s smarter than the guy with the leash.* 

*Get me to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where the law can’t lay a hand on me.* 

*Oh, what war is it? What wife is it, for G.I Joke, my favorite Fox & Friend Captain Testosterone.* 

*I heard that Pete wants an office, but he lost his war. I'd laugh if I hadn't seen the show before.* 

*I get weary. I get nervous. You hire a clown, you get the whole damn circus.* 

*Lord, I  get tired. I feel uptight. Turn your back for a minute, it's the Nerd Reich.* 

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Here are some Reddit posts with Gil Duran and *The Nerd Reich:* 

\* r/50501 \~\~ [Peter Thiel says you should run a company (or government, etc.) like a cult or a mafia. With a core group of Believers who spread the message & carry out the project...](https://www.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ub4myr/peter_thiel_says_you_should_run_a_company_or/)

\* r/ThePeoplesPress \~\~ [The Billionaire Behind JD Vance: Peter Thiel’s Political Takeover](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePeoplesPress/comments/1w18006/the_billionaire_behind_jd_vance_peter_thiels/)

\* r/ThePeoplesPress \~\~ [The Woman who Predicted Tech Fascism: Paulina Borsook was Right - The Nerd Reich with Gil Duran](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePeoplesPress/comments/1ogcjec/the_woman_who_predicted_tech_fascism_paulina/)

"The Nerd Reich" by Jesse Welles