The Carolinas are hockey territory now.

Clemson sucks now. South Carolina has always sucked. The Panthers are a joke. North Carolina is riddled with scandals. Duke chokes every March. I don’t really know what NC State is going for at this point. I forget the Hornets exist most days. No MLB team.

But we do have the Canes. Aho, Svech, Jarvy, Ehlers, Stankoven, Blake, Hall, Slavin, Miller, Gostisbehere, Bussi, and of course Staal.

So yeah. Fire Dabo. Fire Beamer. Fire anyone who thought Bellichek was a good idea. In Rod we trust.