Would you trust your top two favorite Danganronpa characters to raise you as their own? (Presumably together.)

I'll go first!!! For the record, Nagito is my all time favorite, and Hajime or​ Kamukura can both be considered my second favorite, depending on my mood, so I will be responding in AGONIZING DETAIL for both outcomes :

I definitely trust Komahina as my parents because Hajime would make sure to raise​​​​ me right and take care of me to the best of his ability. Nagito would certainly... try. I don't have great expectations for Nagito. My only qualm would be the possibility that I'd have to deal with his mental instability. However! Hajime is there for that :>

The Kamukoma pairing as parents is a lot harder to consider. Worst case scenario, they like​ each other more than they like me, which sets the bar on the floor, and I'm neglected for my whole childhood, with maybe Nagito throwing me a bone every now and then, but being entirely too unhinged to be a proper role model the whole way through. ​Best case scenario is that Kamukura values my objective well being and safety, makes su​​​re of it consistently, and Nagito tries every once and a while to bond, but just ends up hating himself for not being as good of a parent as Kamukura, instead.​​​​​​ ABSOLUTE best case scenario is that Kamukura wants to keep both me safe, cared for and perhaps even well educated, AND wants to mellow Nagito out and treat him for his many, many, many, many disorders as to be able to run a relatively stable household. My answer obviously changes wildly based on what case it would be. ​​​​

Would you trust your top two favorite characters to be your parents?