Tinder & Bumble: Retired. Friendship: Still Hiring

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Hello Everyone

I’m looking for a female friend I can have a good chat with, share some laughs, and enjoy each other’s company without any pressure or expectations. Sometimes, it’s just nice to have someone to talk to and make the loneliness feel a little lighter.

Anyway, a little about me: I’m 40, male, and I’ve been in a relationship for the past 15 years. These days, my partner doesn’t really want to talk to me, so I’ve somehow gone from being in a long-term relationship to feeling completely alone. doing a part-time degree at Uni while working full-time in a well-paid job, so apparently I enjoy keeping myself unnecessarily busy. 😂

I play soccer, and I can probably talk for hours about soccer, road trips, travel, food, random life stories, or pretty much anything interesting.

I enjoy getting out, having a good conversation, and most importantly, having a laugh. I’m pretty easygoing and always happy to chat about anything from completely pointless nonsense to surprisingly deep conversations.

I’m officially done with Tinder and Bumble and have deleted both accounts within a couple of months.

Just to be clear, I’m not looking for a relationship or anything complicated. I’m simply looking for a genuine female friend I can chat with, share some laughs, talk about life, and enjoy a bit of good company. No pressure, no expectations, and no awkward agenda.

Just a quick note: my profile is new, so I completely understand if you’re a little cautious. No, I’m not a scammer 😂. If you’d like, I’m happy to verify myself or provide whatever reasonable verification helps you feel comfortable.

Posted Sep 8, 2026, 11:36 AM UTC

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