Your kind words mean nothing to me

I don’t think you really understand what ending a friendship means. You cut me off, blocked me, cussed me out, and then had the audacity to wish my sister well. Fuck you.

You have said very cruel things to me and my partner. How dare you end a relationship with me like that, then act nice when you want something from me as a roommate. You don’t get a working professional relationship with me right after burning bridges.

You say you’re just being nice but even Ray’s narcissistic dad has never been as cruel as you have been for the duration you’ve lived with us. The only favor you can do for me now is moving out and getting the fuck out of my life.

P.S. I’ve contacted four other Etsy witches to keep you the fuck away from me. I hope your barren apparent is always hot, your pillow is always wet, and that your new neighbors make loud love every night.