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Albertooz

The Burglar in the Closet

A foolish guy opens his closet at night, sees his own reflection in the mirror, and calls the police reporting a thief hiding inside. A policeman arrives, opens the closet, sees his own reflection, slaps the foolish guy, and says, "If you already have a police officer on the scene, why did you call me?!"

Posted Sep 8, 2026, 11:44 AM UTC

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