DON'T. FCK. THE. DEAD

You technically can fck a zombie, but it is not a matter of could but is a matter of should, and you SHOULD NOT. Listen, they might no longer have their right because they're already dead, but it still someone body nonetheless, so please respect the dead. But if your moral isn't strong enough, then at least please use a fcking condom because I'm tired of getting sent to take down someone who becomes a zombie that not from a bite but from the fck. Yes, the infection goes through both mouths, and I hate seeing a pantless zombie (both male and female) running straight at me, like, dawg, it's bulging and beating and leaking and it get everywhere, the sausage and the clam I mean, and I'm not paid enough to do this, yuck. Yes, my job is less dangerous than those gargoyle watchers, but it's still not the best job ever that is still essential to society. So please, if you respect us for preventing outbreak in your neighborhood, DON'T. FCK. THE. DEAD