34 [M4F] #EST - ragebait my way to your heart

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I can’t be the only one who sees those couples on TikTok ragebaiting each other, pulling ridiculous pranks, laughing until they can’t breathe, and thinks, yeah… I want that.

I’m a married dad with a dadbod, beard, blue eyes, and an absolutely unreasonable amount of personality. I’m a goofball with zero filter. Sometimes I’ll say something genuinely insightful. Sometimes I’ll say something completely unhinged. Either way, you’ll probably find yourself thinking, did he really just say that?

Yes. Yes I did.

I want someone I can be completely ridiculous with. Someone who steals my hoodies, sends me random pictures throughout the day, makes me laugh at inappropriate times, and becomes the face I’m hoping to see when my phone lights up.

I’m not afraid of feelings. Give me your attention and affection and I’ll give you mine right back. I want the kind of connection where we obsess over each other a little, share all the little things, and actually look forward to hearing from one another.

I love the gym, mostly because it’s the one place that humbles me. I cook way too well for someone who likes to eat as much as I do, so unfortunately the gym is necessary. Add sports, music, and generally finding ways to make life more entertaining.

I’m confident, affectionate, sarcastic, and probably a little more chaotic than I should be.

Come find out.

When you message me, tell me something people don’t ask you about nearly enough, but really should.

I’ll go first if you do.