Labrat will kill labrat, spilling blood across the lab, Killing for a thesis, Something I don't understand!

Fools like me who graduate and come to foreign labs

Ask PIs for their beliefs

"Do you kill on God's command?"

A lab that is divided, surely will not stand!

GPA erased

No more disgrace

No foolish naive stand!

The exam is near,

It's crystal clear,

Part of the master plan!

Don't look now to Israel

It might be your homelab!

Holy wars!