Terp Profile Personalization
Over the past few weeks, I have been using AI to help me dial in my preferred terp profile, and it has been working pretty well! The process started with me asking questions about certain strains and then uploading COAs for strain comparisons versus my personal feedback. I listed a few that were known favorites and went from there, uploading COAs whenever I could. From there, I asked it to make a tier list, and I have been adding COAs and feedback ever since. It's only been a few weeks, but so far it seems to be a pretty good baseline. Here is what I have landed on thus far for my terp profile:
(Limonene + Beta-Caryophyllene ≥ 1.5%) + (Linalool or Pinene > 0.2%) >>> Myrcene (<0.4%)
Here is my known strains tier list (some I have not tried yet, but plan on doing so soon):
*The below is copy-pasted from AI. I know some people feel a certain way about AI, so I wanted to make that CLEAR.*
S-Tier: Sweet Confection, Cream & Functional Euphoria
Limonene + Beta-Caryophyllene dominance with supporting Linalool. Lucid, mood-elevating, floaty physical ease.
- Randy Watzon (Confirmed Favorite #1)
- Cake Crasher (COA Verified 10/10)
- Pink Lobster (Confirmed Favorite)
- Blue Lobster (COA Verified 9.5/10)
- PC3 (Permanent Chimera #3) (Confirmed Like)
- Gary Payton (Confirmed Like)
- Znackz (COA Verified 9/10)
- Obama Runtz (COA Verified 9/10)
- Xeno
- White Cherry Gelato
- SB#36 (Confirmed Like)
- Cereal Milk (Target Drop)
- Blue Slushie #3 (COA Verified 8.5–9/10)
- Tropical Z
- Trop Cherry (Confirmed Favorite)
- Gelato (Confirmed Favorite)
A-Tier: Pinene-Balanced Heirloom & Cerebral Clarity
Driven by Pinene, Limonene, and clean heirloom gas. Functional focus, stomach/GI relief, and zero brain fog.
- Triangle Kush (Confirmed Favorite)
- 707 Headband (Confirmed Like)
- '97 Super Silver Haze (Confirmed Favorite)
- Blue Dream
- Marmalade
- Blueberry Muffin
B-Tier: Caryophyllene-Led Dessert & Muscular Decompression
Beta-Caryophyllene and Humulene forward with moderate Limonene. Deep physical recovery and evening unwind.
- Cherry Poptarts
- Candy Corn
- Zereals
- Cosmic Cereal
- Grease Monkey
- Georgia Pie
- Divine Banana
C-Tier: Single-Lane Daytime or Heavy Sedation
Cultivars leaning toward single extremes (pure terpinolene speed or high-sedation knockout).
- Blueprint Poison
- OG Lobster
- Gush Mints
- Pina Colada
- Holy Communion
- Baby Turtle
D-Tier: Caution & Borderline Profiles
Borderline ratios that carry genetic risks of solvent fuel or swampy notes.
- E85 (COA Verified 6/10)
- Peanut Butter Breath
F-Tier: Confirmed Dislikes & Red-Flag Matrix
Cultivars dominated by swampy chem, unanchored heavy Myrcene, acrid solvent volatiles, or sour/bruised fruit rot.
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Cherry Zours (Confirmed Dislike)
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Apples & Bananas (Confirmed Dislike)
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Toad Venom (COA Verified Fail / Dislike)
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Ethanol #33 (Confirmed Dislike)
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Runna Gyal (Confirmed Dislike)
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Lazer Gun
Posted Sep 8, 2026, 5:04 PM UTC