32M Anyone want to hear a secret today?

Hey Reddit!

Just got home from a long days work and looking to spend my evening in front of the TV doing very little! I’d love to chat to some new people whilst I relax.

However instead of an intro post I’d like to offer something slightly different! I’ll break the ice and tell you a secret. All you have to do is drop me a message and you can spend your day laughing at my terrible life decisions!

If secrets aren’t your thing I can also offer you an embarrassing story instead!

Take your pick