Ugh. Restaurant has a "good bird"'sandwich and a "green bird" sandwich.

I wanted the Green Bird which looked like a delicious vegan sandwich, which it is. I accidentally got a Good Bird which had all kinds of nasty shit in it. I took a bite and... GROSS ME OUT THE DOOR! I just ate a piece of chicken for the first time in almost ten years. And I feel disgusting. I even tried to barf it up but all I did was gag.

This is just a vent because I'm kind of traumatized. Fuck. God dammit.