That’s probably the greatest tweet that Dementia Dave has ever sent out.. 

So I studied Cagematch for its users thoughts on Dynamite last night & all I have to say is:

“LMAO”..

They obviously watched a different show than what I saw.. 

A 9..48(essentially a 9.5) which would make it a top 3-5 wrestling show of all time?!? 

How? 

I’ll admit that Britt’s interactions with Rebel were sweet as fuck & Rebel handing Britt her glove for the lockjaw was doubly sweet.. & Britt riding out with Rebel after the match was triple sweet.. but other than that.. it was an average Dynamite at best..  

The first match had a spot where OC had Kofi & Creed in a super weak double headlock where he did his OC kicks to Swerve & the New Level just stood there in this dumbass headlock for like 8-10 seconds & didn’t move.. then Swerve got up & did something & Kofi & Creed were still in this headlock spot not moving.. naturally they retained but this is the “creative freedom” that Kofi & Creed were being “held back in WWE” from?!  Smh.. 6.0 at best.. 

6 women match was decent.. interesting to see Britt come back but not take a single bump in the match.. nor I don’t believe she even got hit during the match as well.. but Britt did throw some awful strikes.. Shida was checked out.. still don’t know what the It Girl is.. Persephone is good.. Hyan was there to take the loss, Rosa did too much Ozempic cause she is skinny as fuck.. & she didn’t care in this match.. 

Andrade is a meme at this point.. selfie with a woman in the stands, forgettable moves that mean nothing.. which then sets up his back elbow counter move into the DM.. 1-2-3.. forgettable promo which ends with “How You Know”.. & the Sickos eat it up.. 

Ospreay & David Finley was forgettable.. BTW, what a great signing Finley was.. 0-2 in singles.. a group that nobody cares about.. sure earning that paycheck there buddy .. note to Tony.. just because WWE shows interest in someone.. doesn’t mean you have to sign them.. but hey, how much longer until Finley & The Dogs are booked for a stay at Khantanamo Bay? 

Speaking of great signings, brings me to Josh Alexander.. I know he is coming off of injury.. but does anyone give a fuck about him? Glad to see come back as Don Callis goon #13 & take the pin in his return match.. oh boy, Stings son is about to go undefeated for a very long time huh? He looked decent in the match.. but nothing stood out about him that makes me want to see him again.. 

Mercedes did a promo where she insinuated that Willow needs to be asked how her dick tastes? Who is that appealing to? Are we 14 years old Tony? Grow the fuck up.. also, I am going to laugh if the women’s match is a triple threat at All Out.. Willow goes from a “broken hand” to wrestling a month later completely healed? I made a post about Willow being booked better than prime Cena, Goldberg & Hogan a few weeks ago… good to know that I was right on that.. 

Which brings me to the Main Event.. Kyle Fletcher is the worst wrestler when it comes to selling.. he took a Meltzer Driver, he got spiked on his head on the apron, he took other “power moves” & yet still bounced up like it didn’t even matter at the end.. dude needs to go to NXT & get drilled on HOW TO FUCKING SELL!!  

He is my 2nd most disliked wrestler in AEW behind Darby..

So the Young Bucks lost, does that mean that they are out of the tag match at All Out & are replaced by Fletcher & Knight? Or Fletcher & Knight get added to it? If not, what was the point of the fucking match? 

Speaking of the match .. how did Fletcher & Knight win the match when it was CLEAR as DAY that the Young Buck missed the table completely, that Fletcher went through it.. & yet Fletcher won the match? 

All in all, a completely average to below average Dynamite that the Sickos completely overrated just because it was a charity themed episode.. 

Agree or disagree Midcarders? 

P.S. speaking of charity, for me, it would have meant more if all the talent was wearing the Rebel Heart T-Shirt & said anything to the camera about why the show had a special theme.. or interacted with Rebel instead of her being forgotten about by everyone there other than Britt & Shida.. 

To me, the show felt inauthentic as a charity show other than the Britt interactions.. cause nobody other than Excalibur, Britt & a lesser extent Shida.. other than them.. nobody made a big deal about the charity… & the whole point of making Dynamite a special themed episode.. 

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