[Futa4F] The Futa Axumite Empire: “reverse colonisation” and continent-wide cucking
Medieval Europe spent much of its time waiting for Prester John (who definitely exists by the way) to come riding over the horizon of the eastern frontier of the Holy Land, ready to drive back the vile Saracens and reclaim thousands of miles of territory that rightfully belongs to Christendom; from Antioch to Alexandria, the true faith would surely be dominant again! But one can easily get tired of waiting, especially when it becomes clear that yet another crusade may not be the answer to everything.
Surely speeding up the process of western Christendom’s saviour arriving is the route to go. Rather than waiting for Prester John to come West, perhaps western emissaries should go East? Such was the rationale of a certain King of Aragon, hearing tell of an Empire as old and as prestigious as Rome centred in a certain African plateau. It was no myth, and was certainly possible to reach if a skilled enough navigator could push past the barren deserts of upper Egypt or the rough tides of the Red Sea. The king of Aragon hoped to arrange a marriage with the sovereign of this great “Axum” empire (who just *had to be* Prester John: what other explanation was there?) in order to formally establish ties to what would be Europe’s greatest ally. But perhaps he wouldn’t have been so eager to hand over his daughter to this “surely Prester John” emperor if he’d known a few things about this empire first…
- They weren’t particularly interested in fighting the Saracens.
- Their seafaring was the world’s finest, meaning they could’ve connected with the rest of Christendom at any moment had they wanted to.
- Not only is Prester John not the leader of this nation, but not a single man lives within its borders?
The last one in particular was bizarre enough for the emissaries to document immediately, certain few back home would believe these highlands were half populated by obsidian-skinned women with log-sized members dangling to their knees rather than men. But even if Europe’s saviour wasn’t to be found among these Amazons, a strong ally would surely make this a worthwhile expedition at the very least?
At least that was the thought process of the king of Aragon and his emissaries. Little did he know once the Axumites had their foot in the door of Europe with this little alliance, they’d be eager to step fully into the continent. Such fertile land for farming, such expansive trade routes established for centuries, and such beautiful women with skin of milk and hair of honey! Why wouldn’t such a powerful empire want a slice of territory here and there? Of course most of Europe was happy to accommodate for the settlers that followed the Axum-Aragon alliance considering their pledge to aid against the Saracens and the seemingly endless gold they brought to their settlements’ surrounding kingdoms and principalities. Although suspicions would rise when these settlements grew so large territorially and economically that they could be considered principalities of their own! But wasn’t it ridiculous to suspect these people to be invaders with all they’ve done for Europe? These strange, swarthy, horse-hung ladies may as well be the from the kingdom of Prester John! There may be controversy regarding how open they are with sexuality and how massively their small colonies expand in so short a time, but is such not a trivial cost for keeping Europe safe from the Saracen hordes?
And, although nobody really says this part aloud, it’s not as if mobilising against these women was a good idea after seeing what they were capable of against the Saracens…
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Hiya! In case it wasn’t clear from the prompt above, I’m looking for a historical RP based around cultural clashes, varying degrees of raceplay, and some borderline fantasy elements. Medieval history is a big interest of mine, and a lot of conversation is based around what it’d be like if the Roman Empire didn’t fall, but I think “what if the Axumite Empire didn’t fall?” is an equally interesting topic, so to base a RP around it and mix in all the strange notions of how medieval Europe viewed foreign lands as well as some smutty futa elements seems like a lot of fun!
The initial Axum-Aragon marriage alliance that kicks the whole ‘reverse colonisation’ into motion is based on an actual historical event where King Alfonso V of Aragon tried forming an alliance via marriage with Emperor Yeshaq I of Ethiopia; it ended up failing, but that doesn’t have to be the case here! I think this initial marriage plot is gonna make up about half of the RP, we’ll be constantly flashing back and forward between the days of the marriage/alliance of our Axumite Empress and Aragonese Princess being established and the future generations of Axum establishing their colonies in Europe after it’s firmly set in stone. It’s a bit of an unorthodox format for RP, but I think it fits this particular plot really well!
What I’m interested in most (aside from the obvious being a solid romance and some good character work!) is playing around with the historical angle in various ways! How would a cultural clash like this work? Obviously we’ll exaggerate many parts of it for smutty reasons, we are dealing with the Axumite empire being an Amazonian-esque society after all, but what in particular is it we’re going to focus on? A big part for me is the open sexuality of the Axumites causing some tension with the much more prudish western church. When the local bishop hears tell of these strange new men-women using their semen as fertiliser for their crops, there’s bound to be controversy, especially when that odd fertiliser becomes a hot commodity along trade routes as far north as Germany! And that’s not to mention how things like their casual attitude public sexual acts will cause even more of a stir: with monks across every region of Italy writing about how corrupt the secular leaders of their kingdoms are for allowing marriages between their own daughters and these sexually immoral Axumites to be arranged for the right price!
Of course the social stigma is only one aspect of the cultural clashes though. What about the more distinctly cultural aspects like how the heraldry, vexology, art, etc evolves in these new Axumite settlements? With agriculture and European women being their two main focuses for initial self-sustainability, I’m seeing these settlements eventually having little flags and coats of arms of their own, dotted with vaguely (or not so vaguely) phallic produce imagery. Maybe they even start minting their own coins? A profile shot of their favourite Aragonese Princess responsible for this “alliance” stamped onto every piece of gold and silver within their borders; with possibly a cucumber or banana draping down the side >:3
Anyway, I should probably wrap this up before I get too lost in the details >.<
I write on Discord and in third person. If you’re interested, shoot me a message with who you’d like to play, what about the plot/characters is of particular interest to you, any story/NSFW ideas of your own your like to include, and your discord username! One-liner responses will be ignored.
Hope to hear from you soon! :3
Posted Sep 10, 2026, 7:15 PM UTC