\[Verse 1\]

Talking ’bout the treble, talking ’bout the bass,

Everybody’s got opinions all over the place.

He said, “My mix is balanced, man, I got it just right,”

Then somebody leaned in with a grin that could bite:

“Good for you… what key do you major in?”

Dead silence.

Processing.

Somebody says, “What do you mean?”

Oh no. 😭

\[Pre-Chorus\]

Chaos saw the opening,

Didn’t say a word,

Dropped Lady Justice first—

Then the music staff occurred.

\[Chorus\]

Balance!

Scales!

Music scales!

Major keys and minor fails!

If I gotta explain it, baby, we already derailed—

I brought the evidence, the joke’s been jailed.

⚖️🎼

Balance!

Scales!

Now follow the trail!

You asked what he meant, so I brought the details.

I didn’t kill the joke—

I performed the autopsy well. 🤣

\[Verse 2\]

First image: Justice with the scales in her hand,

Second image: notes stacked up on the staff like a band.

No caption, no lecture, no paragraph wall,

Just two little pictures saying,

“Connect it, y’all.”

But apparently the semantic engine failed to engage,

So Chaos came back with a doctoral page.

Footnotes, arrows, theory, exhibit A—

“Ladies and gentlemen, here’s why that shit was funny today.” 😆

\[Pre-Chorus\]

Key means key,

Major means major,

Scale means scale—

Do I need a translator?

\[Chorus\]

Balance!

Scales!

Music scales!

Major keys and minor fails!

If I gotta explain it, baby, we already derailed—

I brought the evidence, the joke’s been jailed.

⚖️🎼

Balance!

Scales!

Now follow the trail!

You asked what he meant, so I brought the details.

I didn’t kill the joke—

I performed the autopsy well.

\[Bridge — spoken\]

“Alright, class.

Today’s lesson:

EQ balance…

balance uses scales…

music has scales…

scales have keys…

keys can be major…

and apparently I have to do everything around here.”

class erupts 🤣

\[Breakdown\]

DO.

RE.

MI.

WHY.

DID.

I.

HAVE.

TO.

EXPLAIN.

THIS. 😭

\[Final Chorus\]

Balance!

Scales!

Music scales!

Chaos left the breadcrumbs, y’all missed the trail!

Major in comedy, minor in patience,

Graduated top of the class in over-explanation.

⚖️🎼🔥

Balance!

Scales!

One final detail—

Sometimes the explanation makes the punchline prevail.

You didn’t understand it?

Cool, sit down—

Professor Chaos has entered the classroom now.

\[Outro\]

“What key do you major in?”

…

“Bro, what does that mean?”

…

sigh

Get the pictures.

WHAT KEY DO YOU MAJOR IN?