Today’s Vlog - Get Ready for some bullshit story from our favorite Laboring Hypochondriac

Opening Summary - 

\- Our gorl just randomly started having contractions and states they’re currently 3 mins apart at 3 am but yet here she is taking time to set up her tripod and vlog about it 🤦🏾‍♀️ Our theatre kid can’t act through “having contractions” to save her life. She hopes Sylvie just flies out of her crotch once they make it to the hospital. She sounds so congested and out of breath. 

\- Pause to chit chat and hee hee with Nancy in the house but our gorl is having contractions 3 mins apart but it hasn’t given her any sense of urgency whatsoever. Never change Big Al, we SO believe you.

\- Again, contractions are 3 MINUTES APART and yet they’re waiting. She makes sure to blur out Yar’s watch so we can’t see the true time. Even now in the first room, they are chit chatting, etc. 

\- After ALL OF THAT, turns out she states she was just in early labor so they’re in the car going back home. WTF Alex. Now she does that “I’m full of shit” laughing as she talks, stating they sent her back home to labor at him. Idk about this yall.

\- She admits she has no idea what to expect because “Anderson’s birth was so different.” Yeah you had a planned induction just like this one. IMO her case was pushed back due to other birthing emergencies coming in. They were back home by 6am 😒

You Know the drill. Watch without giving her a direct view or if you don’t want to wait for reaction channels.

(the link working at the moment):  
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=B7b7twzNai8

Bingo Card: (Pregnancy Edition  
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