GFE for Me, BFE for You?

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I want to know what gets you off. Like, actually gets you off. Got a pee kink? I'll volunteer. Want to be slapped? Happy to oblige. "Accommodating" your kinks doesn't do them justice, I'm keen to genuinely get into them with you.

And I guess that also means I'm looking for mutual enthusiasm, not a transactional thing where you're a sexy mannequin and I'm a human Atm. Enthusiasm is the hottest thing going and I'd love to find someone who feels the same way.

**What I'm into lately:** Submissives, switches, JOE, forced/ruined orgasms, anal, squirting, peeing, farts. My kink list is a mile long but honestly nothing beats a partner who's actually having fun. Looks-wise I tend to prefer caucasian women with average body types.

**What you get:**

- Daily dog photos (enjoyment is mandatory)

- Someone who genuinely wants to hear about your day

- Appreciation for your less-cute candid moments (and less cute underwear)

**One condition:** No shaving the bush or lack thereof during our arrangement, I may even ask for occasional proof.

**The details:**

- **Platform:** Telegram

- **Budget:** $150-175/week

- **Payment:** Crypto preferred, international-friendly methods

- **Trial:** Paid trial day to check we click

- **Showing face and nudity required

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- describe your underwear drawer in three words

- the colour of your favourite _toy_

- whether you prefer your men hairy or hairless