i'm a big play commenter

i'm like the carnell cadillac williams of rs

they hand me the ball, i get one yard

they hand me the ball again, i lose two yards

they hand me the ball again, i get two yards

coach is mad, he's thinking about pulling me

"you got one more shot, kid"

then I hit a big run, 75 yards, touchdown, the crowd goes crazy

Posted Sep 11, 2026, 3:22 PM UTC