POSITION: Boyfriend — Full-Time

Status: Currently accepting applications

About the candidate:

19 years of experience being me

Student, currently working toward figuring out what the hell I'm doing

Loyal, affectionate, and surprisingly good at overthinking

Enjoys gaming, music, deep conversations, and spending quality time together

Looking for something genuine, not a situationship disguised as a relationship

Requirements for applicants:

Good communication skills

Emotionally available

Can match effort and energy

Must enjoy both stupid conversations and serious ones

No disappearing for 3 business days without notice

Bonus points if you can make me laugh

What I offer:

Loyalty & consistency

Unlimited attention (subject to availability)

Someone who actually wants to know you

Random messages because I thought of you

Emotional support + occasional bullying for comedic purposes

Salary: Love, attention, food dates, and questionable amounts of affection.

Contract: Preferably long-term.

Application status: Open.