Bug Eyed Earl - 9/8/2017 - Earthly biscuits of singular practicality in the mud

Dear Love Docs,

Today I secured my house by nailing up a bunch of plywood that I found behind the church over every window and door I could see. I used so many nails that my hammer broke.

Now that damned polecat is crying to be fed and I have no way to get into the house.

Yours truly,

Bug Eyed Earl