43/M And now for something completely different

I am a robot magnet. Clearly my winning charm and amazing dad joke timing has cast a spell over every spicy salesman and crypto wizard in the world pretending to be someone to talk to.

So you know what? Screw it... We ball.

You guys are fun for a minute or two... Send me a message, pretend to be interesting, we can jump on telegram and then you can pitch me your sales tactic (which I will vehemently regret and likely make fun of you for)

But hey! At least you'll talk to me!