What WYR do for 1 million dollar?

Option 1: one of the best players will not be selected by you, but randomly, if they beat you they get the money. You have unlimited resources to get ready

Option 2: you get all resources to escape but you need to find a way to run away from fbi for a year

Option 3: the language given to you will be radically different from your main language, and you have to know 0 words from that language, the objective is to pass a C2 level exam on that language graded by natives. You will get the standard version of the language, not dialect. You have unlimited resources to study that language

Option 4: you will need to pass 16 months in a big apartment with 4 mentally ill people, they will not hurt you physically, you can't contact anyone, you can't leave the house, you have limited access to internet. You have food and water to survive

Option 5: the essay has to be perfect, you have 3 years to write it, has to be in your native language(if you have more native languages you get to choose which one), no grammar mistakes, no syntax mistake, no punctuation mistake and has to be hand written. Your only way to check for mistakes is a big grammar book of that language, no internet, no ai usage to write it and no help from other people.

Option 6: You read "The loud house: Revamped", you have unlimited time to read it and when you feel ready you have to pass an oral exam about it, if you pass you get the money, you can use any way to get info about the content