“Right, so we’re wandering through Neverwinter Wood when Remy finds this enormous glowing mushroom. A dire raccoon decides it belongs to him, and instead of behaving like a normal person, my boyfriend SQUARES UP WITH IT. And the raccoon is absolutely battering him! I’m already dying laughing when Remy—oh God—Remy punches the poor bastard right in the bollocks! Who DOES that?! He nicks the mushroom and just fucking LEGS IT! So now I’m chasing a werewolf being chased by an absolutely furious raccoon, yelling, ‘JUST DROP THE BLOODY MUSHROOM!’ And Remy shouts, ‘THEN HE WINS!’ Babe! He already won! You punched a raccoon in the dick and RAN AWAY!”

Comments: 

ArcaneThirstTrap:

I came here because hot rainbow-haired girl in red bikini. Why am I now emotionally invested in a custody dispute over a mushroom?

D20Daddy:

Hold on. NEVERWINTER WOOD? Like actual Forgotten Realms Neverwinter Wood?

↳ SensationalSerenity:

Yep! Lovely place. Raccoons are cunts though. xx

CriticalMiss69:

THAT IS NOT A RACCOON.

↳ SensationalSerenity:

It identified as one rather aggressively.

FilmStudent1998:

Okay seriously, who does your VFX? The compositing in the forest footage is fucking insane.

↳ SensationalSerenity:

Nature.

↳ FilmStudent1998:

That isn’t an answer.

↳ SensationalSerenity:

It is technically the answer.

WerewolfEnjoyer:

Everybody talking about the raccoon and nobody addressing that HER BOYFRIEND IS APPARENTLY A FUCKING WEREWOLF???

↳ SensationalSerenity:

Remy prefers “occasionally furry.”

MushroomGoblin:

WHY DIDN’T HE JUST DROP THE MUSHROOM

↳ SensationalSerenity:

THANK YOU.

↳ RembrandtProbably:

Then he wins.

RaccoonRightsNow:

Justice for that raccoon. My man was defending his property and got sucker punched directly in the family jewels.

ActualBiologist:

I’m a wildlife biologist and there are approximately seventeen things wrong with this video.

↳ SensationalSerenity:

Could you rank them please

↳ ActualBiologist:

THE RACCOON IS SEVEN FEET TALL.

↳ SensationalSerenity:

That’s probably number one then.

BoobsAndDragons:

I’ve been following this account for three months and I still can’t tell whether this is an elaborate indie movie marketing campaign or these two genuinely travel dimensions while making thirst traps. 

↳ SensationalSerenity:

Why choose? ❤️

ConcernedSteve:

Wait wait wait. You said “my boyfriend.”

WHO IS THE RANDOM HAWAIIAN SHIRT WEREWOLF MAN AND HOW LONG HAS THERE BEEN A BOYFRIEND

↳ UnexpectedHusbandWatch:

NEW HERE? 😂

OnlyHereForRen:

Can we please return to the bikini portion of the program.

↳ SensationalSerenity:

No. Next week Remy gets arrested by goblins.

↳ OnlyHereForRen:

…I’ll allow it.

And somewhere at the very bottom, sitting at +1 vote:

DefinitelyNotRemy:

For the record the mushroom was fucking delicious.

Multiverse Adventures of the Sensational Serenity – adventure log # 217