Stockpiled Rant

Jorm zone is ignorant.

Delete Jurine. Nothing you can say will convince me he provides anything than a crutch for new players and egotistical losers.

Dodge bashes with insane iframes such as LB, cock, glad, and goki can burn in hell. At least glads doesn't do damage or guarantee damage.

People that stare trying to hit that ultra instinct/aura slowing down fights and exposing themselves as egotistical assholes in their rock paper scissors sword game.

Ik it'll get better with time but the ranked mmr can suck my dick rn. The blend of different competency and personalities of players is cancer rn.

Small peeve I have is the weird compromise of limiting groups to 2 for ranked. Like why not do 2 separate matchmaking 1 for groups and another one for solos?

Motherfuckers that don't understand for most of the player base defense is a lottery, and judges you based off a string of bad reads 1 time. I play on console on a shitty big ass TV with busted hdmi ports. Some of this shit is pure unreactable even without lag due to my set up. Your ability to spend money on a better set up is not a demerit of my skill.

Entitled babies that act like they are better than everyone else and take it upon themselves to act as "team leader" even when everyone is demonstrating competent play and clearly doesn't need direction. Also when they act like that yet can't handle a single 1v1 like not able to delay at all and ping nonstop for you to help them as if you're their babysitter or you are the reason their losing a 1v1 despite being nowhere near them.

Do we really need 3 people to kill 1 fucking guy? Holy fuck. 2 is more than enough to kill. 3 is just revenge feeding. Unless you are there trying to heal you are overstacking an objective.

Make B neutral stop spending 5 minutes killing minions losing 90% of your health and then die only to lose b automatically without opponent investment. Minions are important but neutral means the minions will take care of the rest now push the home objectives

Players who can't have fun. Yes in a nonranked match I might honor duel a mirror character. I even try to still work on other objectives and gank when is appropriate but if it's just me and the opponent both at full health and we've emoted I'm down to run the 1. It's a display of skill, it's equal trade bc now they won't gank me and I won't gank them. It cancels out the negatives imo. Most importantly tho it's fucking fun. Sorry that pixels on a screen can be that displeasing to your monkey brain.