I have had 2 of my coworkers tell me that I have the green light to fuck them.

I truly have no idea how (cuz i have zero fucming game at all) and I know it's a bad idea but I have somehow pulled this shit off twice. My first week at this job, one of the prep girls flashed me in the walk in and told me to do whatever I wanted. I groped her and she immediately grabbed my dick. Tonight one of the servers told me I can grab her butt whenever I wanted (after I apologized for accidentally touching her butt when walking behind her) then she checked around the corner to make sure no one was around and kissed me and said "you're bad." Good to know I'm somehow my smoothest in my 30s.